Welcome, dear websurfer! Seems like you've happened to stuble across this patch of the internet I call my own.

You're free to go around and look through what I've got here and/or screw anound with the doodads scattered here and there. In fact, you are encouraged to do so! They're there for a reason, after all.

Every now and again this thing gets updated with some new stuff, but how complete this website truly is is subjective. Perhaps it's all good and I can finally rest; maybe it's only getting started. Who knows?

A few quick heads-ups before we continue:

  • This was made on Firefox on a laptop computer, and I haven't tested it on other screens or browsers, so if things look broken on your device, assume that either I don't know about the bug or it's intentional. Especially if you're on mobile.
  • JavaScript is utilised a lot on this website. By that I mean it'd be really tedious to navigate and also a lot less interesting in general should you have it off.
  • Cookies are used here. Mostly to get themes to work. But that's kind of it.

Ah, but with all that out of the way, do enjoy! Or don't. I can't control your reaction.

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